It’s barely hitting 25? and I already feel like I’m going to die from the heat. At the height of the summer we’ll be closer to 40? so I’m going to have to survive by never going outside again. Ever. Too many fucking tourists in this town whining about why they can’t fuck off abroad for a holiday instead of coming to pester me about how their cigarettes cost more down here.

I would rant some more, but I’m sweating too much and typing is too much effort. I just want to watch the end of Doctor Who and then pass out.